ITS SO PINK WHAT THE HEck
Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass
Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies
Today’s Gender of the day is: Canadian Applicant
i was listening to the radio and it was this late night college radio folk thing and one of the special guests got done singing this 40-second song about toronto and then he said “this guy walks into a library and goes up to the librarian and says ‘do you have any grilled…
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.
peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence
*puts food in microwave*
*goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345
If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Bisexuals
- Bisexual men are 50 percent more likely to live in poverty than gay men
- Bisexual women are more than twice as likely to live in poverty as lesbians
- Bisexual men and women are at least one-third…
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
this gets pretty loud be careful
I had never even considered the range of emotions these two go through in this part
Made me cringe
Nice Guy Gamer
Friendly reminder to avoid any dude who proudly describes themselves as a “gamer.”
I am so sorry women have to go through this shit.
This is exactly why, if you’re trying the online dating site thing, I seriously recommend waiting at least a few days before answering any message. Last time I tried OKCupid, probably 80% of the guys who contacted me would devolve into this kind of behavior pretty quickly if I didn’t answer their message right away. Like you can get them to wave a “I’m an awful person stay the fuck away from me” flag all on their own without lifting a finger. It’s amazing.