susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me
tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

ennis-the-menace:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

underthe-corktree:

MY LITTLE BROTHER HAD TO WRITE AN ACROSTIC POEM ABOUT FALL FOR SCHOOL

underthe-corktree:

MY LITTLE BROTHER HAD TO WRITE AN ACROSTIC POEM ABOUT FALL FOR SCHOOL

growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

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FLOWER BEARDS

onebigclusterfuck:

I will reblog this until the day I die

sniffing:

doctor-dildo:

d0nn0:

im catfishing you all, i’m really an 8 year old Husky

so thats why you’ve always seemed like a little bitch

ouch

Draw a picture of me and submit it to me please